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Monday, March 15, 2010

The Answer and a Tag

The answer is a baby! Most of you got it right.


Also, I got a tag from Rachel! It's the Beyond Imagination award.












Rules for the award:


~ List 8 stories or books you'd like to live in.

~ List 8 other bloggers who deserve this award.

~ Comment on their blog and let them know you've awarded them.



Let's see... this is a hard one:


  1. The Sherwood Ring by Elizabeth Marie Pope
  2. The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S Lewis
  3. A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L'engle
  4. Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls
  5. Knight's Castle by Edward Eager
  6. Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine
  7. Every Living Thing by James Herriot
  8. Kildee House by Rutherford Montgomery

I award...

Mattie
Leah
Karis
Joƫlle
Marelle
Abigail
Elizabeth

And that's all I could find.

Thanks, Rachel!


Grace be with you,

Abby :D



Saturday, March 13, 2010

Another Riddle

What am I describing?



A cute, chubby creature who is not fully grown.



Can you guess?




Grace be with you,


Abby

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

"Remember... this conversation never happened."

These are from my friend Mattie's blog. I thought they were funny!


Things to do to make the Pizza guy feel nervous:


1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for diet water.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember... this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “OK, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if he wants to keep the pizzas that he delivered to you.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu.

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your cat that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Act mad at the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you decided everything was fine and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start screaming at someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “No mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breathe loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any
of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.



Grace be with you,

Abby


Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Answer

There's a cat I'm thinking of
Guess what it could be!
Not a tabby, Manx, or calico
He's fiercer then those three
He likes to live in India
And eat and swim in style
He has a very stripy coat
And can eas'ly run a mile
Can you guess what cat he is?
Tell me, don't be shyger
Because the cat I'm thinking of
Is nothing but a TIGER!

The answer is a Tiger! Good job, Rachel!


Grace be with you!

Abby

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Can you guess?

Here is a riddle. Can you guess what cat it is?

There's a cat I'm thinking of
Guess what it could be!
Not a tabby, Manx, or calico
He's fiercer then those three
He likes to live in India
And eat and swim in style
He has a very stripy coat
And can eas'ly run a mile
Can you guess what cat he is?
Tell me, don't be shyger
Because the cat I'm thinking of
Is nothing but a...


Post a comment when you figure it out!



Abby


Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I don't have an interesting title, so this will have to do.

Here are some books that I've read in the past or are still reading.



The BBC Manual by Gregg Johnson
Live Like a Jesus Freak by dc Talk
The Bible by God
Mary Jones and Her Bible by Mary Ropes
Holman Quick Source Guide to Christian Apologetics
by Doug Powell
Elsie Dinsmore by Martha Finley
So Much More by Anna Sophia and Elizabeth Botkin
Raising Maidens of Virtue by Stacy McDonald
How to be a Lady by Dr. Harvey Newcomb




What have you read that has inspired you?


Abby