|Sorry folks, it's a bit of a bumpy ride. There are no trails in this jungle grass.|
All right, here we are at our next stop... the asparagus bed! Everyone pay close attention.
Look to your right, there it is.
|Look very closely... there they are! Do you see them?|
|The ladybugs!!!! It's all right, sir, we're safe in the bus.|
|Look at the beady eyes, the crawling legs...|
|And the most horrible of all, the mandibles of death! AHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!|
*shiver, shiver* Sorry, folks, got a little carried away there. Next, we will be viewing the bees. No need to scream, ma'am. Here we go!
|Don't worry folks, it can't hurt you in here.|
|Watch out for its poisonous stinger and mighty wings!|
Of course, there is also the terrible mosquito and the disease-ridden flies. But we don't have time to see those right now. Would you like to see the plants now? All right, let's go!
|This is the fire pepper. Don't try it folks, it'll give you heartburn for years.|
|Watch out for these! They may look like normal tomatoes...|
|...but they can actually eat you, just like Venus Fly Traps!|
|This is called the Seed of Death flower. NO! DON'T BLOW IT!|
It may look like dandelion, but if you inhale the seeds, you'll get a horrible migraine. No, ma'am, I don't know why they call it the Seed of Death flower. It doesn't kill you.
Well, that's all for today, folks. Here's the drop-off point. Hope you enjoyed the tour of Abby's backyard! Come back soon. Watch your step. All right, bye now!
Grace be with you,