Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Hi, folks! Ready to go on safari?

Hello! I suppose you're here for the safari. Well, step right onto this bus and we'll get going. Today we'll be taking a tour of Abby's backyard! It's all right, you'll be viewing these perils from the comfort and relative safety of the bus. Here we go!

 On this steamy hot day, all the creatures are out and the grass jungle plants are growing big and green.

Sorry folks, it's a bit of a bumpy ride. There are no trails in this jungle grass.

All right, here we are at our next stop... the asparagus bed! Everyone pay close attention.
Look to your right, there it is.
 Look very closely... there they are! Do you see them?

The ladybugs!!!! It's all right, sir, we're safe in the bus.

Look at the beady eyes, the crawling legs...

And the most horrible of all, the mandibles of death! AHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!

*shiver, shiver* Sorry, folks, got a little carried away there. Next, we will be viewing the bees. No need to scream, ma'am. Here we go!

Don't worry folks, it can't hurt you in here.

Watch out for its poisonous stinger and mighty wings!

Of course, there is also the terrible mosquito and the disease-ridden flies. But we don't have time to see those right now. Would you like to see the plants now? All right, let's go!

This is the fire pepper. Don't try it folks, it'll give you heartburn for years.

Watch out for these! They may look like normal tomatoes...

...but they can actually eat you, just like Venus Fly Traps!

This is called the Seed of Death flower. NO! DON'T BLOW IT!

It may look like dandelion, but if you inhale the seeds, you'll get a horrible migraine. No, ma'am, I don't know why they call it the Seed of Death flower. It doesn't kill you.

Well, that's all for today, folks. Here's the drop-off point. Hope you enjoyed the tour of Abby's backyard! Come back soon. Watch your step. All right, bye now!

Grace be with you,

Abby :D


Leah said...

Love it! SO funny. :-)
You're an amazing tour guide, Ab.
I sure did scream though.
Be sure to tell them about the caterpillar eating wasp larva next time. They'll squirm for sure. ;-)


The Director said...

Oh man, that was the funniest ever!

I wish my backyard as as awesome :P

Love Unawakened said...

The pictures are so pretty!!

Shelley said...

Haha, nice imagination and creativity! :) Loved the tour!

Marelle said...

Ha, I like this:) Thanks for the comment on my blog! Allstar weekend have the kijd of pop music that makes you wanna sing along and dance, haha:) I think you would like them, you should look up their song Dance Forever.

Carli Nicole said...

These are really pretty! Great job!