I am back! And this will be my 194th post... look out for a giveaway soon. :) These came from a hand-out at church. I thought they were funny. :)
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
I can handle pain until it hurts.
This statement is false.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
All generalizations are false.
A day without sunshine is like night.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind mind but my brains kept falling out.
I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you like peace and quiet.
It's been Monday all week.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Also, I heard on the news that someone in Egypt named their child 'Facebook'! How weird can you get?
Grace be with you,