Saturday, September 25, 2010

♫♪ I'm already dreaming of a white Christmas...♫♪

Who else is already longing for Christmas? *raises hand*  I really want fall, but Christmas is calling me. Just like my piano teacher said, "I just can't resist Christmas any longer!" So she gave me a couple of Christmas songs. One called "Toyland" and I think "Joy to the World".

Here is a funny (long) joke I found on our pastor's blog

What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures:

+65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

+60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).

+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.

+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.

+40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming.

+35 - Italian cars don't start.

+32 - Water freezes.

+30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.

+25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming.

+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.

+15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.

+ 5 - American cars don't start.

0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist.

-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.

-25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

-30 - You plan a two-week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.

-40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip south.

-50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.

-80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move south. Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
 
 
Grace be with you,

Abby :D

5 comments:

♥Bleah♥Briann♥ said...

AAAAAAH!!!I love that. Can I steal the jooke??? PRETTY PLEASE! LOL... I love how you used the music notes in the title. I might I have to do that sometime! :)

Love,
Bleah Briann

♥Bleah♥Briann♥ said...

I LOOOVE that Joke! Can I use it on my blog????

And yes... Christmas is calling me too! :)

I love the music notes in the title, might have to try that sometime.

Love,
Bleah

Bethany said...

Lol, that's how it is. ;) In spring, my brother actually asked to go swimming in 40 degree weather!!

I can wait a little while for Christmas - there's still thanksgiving. ;)

~Abigail~ said...

That is such a funny joke and so true!! Here in Hawaii we barely put on a sweater at our Christmas parade!!

Abigail

queen lucy said...

Ha ha ha! I am dying with laughter! Where I live, 40 degrees is considered a heat wave in the winter.