A contest...

1. Character #1: Look, Grandma, a pig!
Character #2: How nice.

2. Character #1: Don't speak to him, Erma. He's weird.
Character #2: Takes one to know one.

3. Character #1: Humans. Think they own everything.
Character #2: Probably American.

4. Character #1: That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back at all!


5. Character #1: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

6. Character #1. The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Character #2. The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Character #1. Just remember that.


7. Character #1: Quiet, woman, before I get angry, because when I get angry even flies don't dare to fly!


8. Character #1: That's a piecrust promise. Easily made, easily broken.

9. Character #1: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Way too many words. First I was like, what? and then I was like, huh? and then, I got a little bored... something about clutches?

The only rule is no cheating, or in other words, don't look these up.
Guessing ends on July 27.

Can't wait to see your guesses!!

Grace be with you,

Abby :D

Nehemiah, I'll  get you that pencil sharpener ASAP.